Heaven in a Pita

Kabob InternationalFirst, let me apologize for being the perpetrator of the most heinous of restaurant-reviewer crimes: I forgot to take a photo of the food. But imagine with me, if you will, a 9″ soft, warm, pita generously stuffed with tender lamb, lettuce, Feta and Tzatziki sauce (not a tomato or pickle fan). It took up the entire basket and required a fork to eat, gargantuan and overflowing as it was…

But, before you get to drooling too heavily, let me rewind and start at the beginning. After a bit of hemming and hawing, Bryan and I decided to hit up Kabob International for dinner tonight. Tucked away on the south side of the Cordova Collection at Dexter, beside a laundromat and not far from Fox Ridge Pizza, KI’s storefront is understated, to put it mildly. I was put off, then amused, by the man sitting outside, head thrown back, eyes closed. Could business be so slow that the employees were sleeping on the job?

I was pleasantly surprised to see three other tables occupied inside. The dozing man greeted us as we walked by. And I was hit with the delicious aroma of rotisserie lamb as I passed over the threshold. What lay ahead was even better than all that though. The cashier / waitress was very friendly, totally understanding when I needed to upgrade my order from a standard 6″ gyro to a giant 9-incher (totally worth the extra $2). And I have never in my life had a better fountain Diet Coke. Ever. Don’t doubt me, people—if you love aspartame infusions as much as I do, I highly recommend getting one at KI.

Kabob International doesn’t stop at average-Joe gyros—the “International” part of their name suggests something special right from the start. From Euro to Arabic to Crispy Mid-South BBQ, KI’s gyro menu is rife with choices. Feta drew me to the Euro right away. But I was seriously tempted to try the Mid-South. Maybe next trip. Or maybe I’ll get a kabob, since it is the restaurant’s namesake after all.

Interesting quote above the register
Interesting quote above the register

From the first bite of tender lamb, I was hooked. They say any Greek restaurant with a vertical rotisserie is worth its weight in tahini. And Kabob International was no exception. Perfectly cooked and seasoned, the lamb melted in my mouth. And, although cucumber chunks typically aren’t my thing, the chunky Tzatziki was cool, light and satisfying. The pita was just the right consistency to break apart and make mini gyros: one piece of lamb, a small wad of lettuce, with Tzatziki all over everything. Mmm.

Kabob International’s atmosphere is mellow, with standard neighborhood-pizza-place tables and chairs, a few low-key decorations and a vibrant paint scheme in the rear of the eating area. Bryan imparted some knowledge:

“Someone told me once that you can judge a restaurant based on the quality of its napkins. If you have napkin dispensers with flimsy little napkins, chances are, it’s gonna be good.”

KI had the dispensers and the insufficiently sized napkins. They didn’t let me down.

The aftermath (next time I'll take one before devouring!)
The aftermath (next time I'll take one before devouring!)

I highly recommend Kabob International to anyone who’s out and about in Cordova and wants to hit up a solid gyro joint. They now have lamb shank on the menu, so I have a feeling it’s a good place for more than a quick bite too. And try the Diet Coke while you’re at it. You won’t be disappointed.

Kabob International
8050 Dexter Rd. #105
Cordova, TN 38016
(901) 755 – 9385

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The Beatles: Rock Band, a first impression

Beatles Rock Band screenshotI played Rock Band for the first time in July. Before that, the idea of singing, drumming or even strumming (despite a few brief forays into group Guitar Hero) made me queasy. But I met a non-judgmental group of kids who welcomed me into their fold and handed me a mic.

Since then, I’ve sung “My Own Worst Enemy” on Expert (laugh if you must) and many other songs on Hard. I’ve learned to use the bass pedal at the same time I’m hitting another drum. I’ve bobbed my head over many a plastic guitar. I’ve come to love Rock Band.

Last night, my crack team of fellow RB players acquired a rented copy of The Beatles Rock Band (BRB), and I raced to their house after work to get my first eyeful of George, Paul, John and Ringo in all their Harmonix / MTV / EA glory. The New York Times preview, catchy commercials and well-played 9/9/09 launch had me so pumped, I couldn’t wait a minute longer.

Now, I’ve never played Aerosmith Guitar Hero, so BRB may not be original to this extent, but having recognizable faces, scenery and voices made this a more well-rounded musical gaming experience. And the background really stole the show on a number of levels. The graphics were superbly constructed; the background info on songs and albums kept things interesting; and the scene-setting elements (snippets of voices and studio noise, time-and-place indicators) transported me from a messy living room in 2009 to a 1960s “Ed Sullivan Show” set, a sold-out Shea Stadium and a London rooftop.

Rocking out generally keeps one from being able to focus on the background for long, so I was pleased to see that some of the improvements in this version of RB extended into setup and gameplay. Multiple singers can harmonize on several songs and see individual rankings after performing. Scrolling through menus is accompanied by the appropriate instrument’s sound effects (cymbal, et al.). Instrumental difficulty ratings remain on the screen after a song’s been selected, offering further review opportunities before choosing a level. All small things, but important and helpful nonetheless.

Oh, and I got a healthy ego boost every time the game called my voice FAB!

Now, this is not to say BRB is without its shortcomings. Far from it, in fact. With all the pre-release hype and the help of surviving Beatles McCartney and Starr, one may be expecting miracles from this game. But Apple surely maintained a heavy hand. And reproductions can go only so far. The result is something of a letdown.

Purported to contain 45 tracks, and coming straight from the case with 43, there is little room for unlocking new songs. It’s unclear, but it appears the unlocking goes hand in hand with the new Achievements feature, which challenges players to a variety of feats: maintain “Beatlemania” (star power) for a full minute, score 1,000,000 points in a single song, etc. The vivid colors fall short when it comes to Beatlemania and grooves, making the moving notes difficult to see.

And, of course, there will be some degree of greed associated with a highly acclaimed band such as the Beatles. This comes across as key songs that are missing from the song list, likely to appear as purchasable extras in the coming months. While it’s nice that the game offers nuggets of audio and visual history, I want to see songs unlocked, not photos. (An entry in Yahoo!’s Pepsi Music Blog explains the thinking behind this change in unlockable content.) Without this progression, the game experience feels stationary and stale.

Overall, I loved seeing the all-out craziness of the lyrics to “I Am the Walrus”flow across the screen and belt out a solid “GOO GOO G’JOOB!” my heart sank a little when I didn’t fall in love with The Beatles: Rock Band. I wanted to. I really did. And, as my fellow gaming musician pointed out, “I’d pay 40 bucks for it.” But you should want to pay the full $60 for the Beatles. You should be willing to dole out $100, even. I suppose it was impossible for a video game (even one with as many layers as Rock Band) to really do the Fab Four justice. But I am glad they’ve regained the spotlight for a little while and their songs will touch another generation of technology-centric youth.

And you really should check out the BRB Web site – it’s so beautifully done, I almost prefer it to the game.

-Photo via thebeatlesrockband.com